768. A clinically depressed muggleborn gets really excited about learning the Patronus Charm since it’s basically corporeal happiness. They use theirs to keep them company when they get to a low place.
770. Last week, muggleborns continued to educate their pureblood friends with a mass-screening of Star Wars Episode IV. This week, the halls of Hogwarts echoed with cries of shock and disbelief as the purebloods heard “No, I am your father.”
771. Muggleborns figuring out how to enchant torches to flare in time with music so they can host raves in the dungeons.
Happy Bi awareness day! Bi people exist and it’s not a phase, a facade or a trick! We are also not greedy 😌 thanks and have a nice day!
My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing
Meanwhile the DEA
Teamed up with the CCA
They tryna lock niggas up
They tryna make new slaves
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